Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
*when I have to pee first thing in the morning* “Let it go! Let it go! Can’t hold it back anymore!”
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
WHY DO PARENTS TELL THEIR KIDS THAT B’S AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH B’S ARE FUCKING GREAT SO ARE C’S DON’T YELL AT YOUR KID WHEN THEY DON’T GET AN A IN SOME CLASS AND DO NOT TELL THEM THAT THEY CAN DO BETTER WHEN THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY TRYING THEY’RE HARDEST
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
i dont understand, my mom told me the best way to get a job is to butter the interviewer up. now im here with an angry old fellow covered in butter and a court ordered restraining order.